Girlfriend, I Wouldn’t Do That If I Were You is a blunt, funny, and painfully obvious guide to life choices that probably shouldn’t need explaining—but somehow do.

 

Told through bold illustrations and deadpan “girlfriend advice,” this parody book tackles dating decisions, lifestyle choices, and modern nonsense with unapologetic common sense. It’s the voice in your head you ignored… now printed in full color.

 

This book is satire. It’s humor. It’s exaggerated reality.

But let’s be honest—most of this should’ve been obvious.

 

Perfect for:

 

• People who enjoy sarcasm and dark humor

• Gift-giving to friends who make questionable choices

• Readers who appreciate parody, wit, and uncomfortable truths

 

 

Advice you didn’t ask for—but probably needed anyway.