How Not to Get Your Butt Kicked at a Protest —

A Ridiculously Absurd Guide for Modern Times

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Protesting used to be simple… but in today’s world of chaos, costumes, flip-flops, and questionable life choices, things can go sideways fast! This full-color, Dr. Seuss–style parody book takes you on a wildly exaggerated journey through the do’s and (mostly) the don’ts of showing up to a protest completely unprepared.

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With rhyming narration, bold illustrations, and cartoonish levels of absurdity, this satire shows readers exactly what not to do—blocking traffic, dressing like you just rolled out of bed, ignoring common sense, and forgetting that everyone around you also has a right to, well… stay in one piece.

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